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A Manatee Called Steve
March 19, 2020In a land knowns as Florida, Far, far away,There lived beasts of pleasure,Who chilled out the whole day.No one could…
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That Guy Over There
March 18, 2020I love to see my friends each day,And tell them all hello.I love to give them lots of hugs,I’m sad…
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John the Horny Panda
March 31, 2019I’m so happy was able to find this old poem of mine. I wrote it in 2012 for an entertainment…
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Event Horizon
March 24, 2016Where am I?And how did I get there?How can a place like that even exist?Let alone be slipped and fallen…
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The Boy Who Forgot How to Sleep
March 24, 2014Even with the edge filed off,Your fingers find my chalkboard.Screw my lid on from the inside,And try to punch some…
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Hail to the Bird
March 24, 2013Oh, Mighty Hen of Glory!Oh, bird of flightless mirth!I’ll sing the world your story!To recognise your worth! From skies above…
