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A Manatee Called Steve
March 19, 2020In a land knowns as Florida, Far, far away,There lived beasts of pleasure,Who chilled out the whole day.No one could…
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That Guy Over There
March 18, 2020I love to see my friends each day,And tell them all hello.I love to give them lots of hugs,I’m sad…
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The People Who Forgot to Be Nice
February 22, 2020A poem I wrote because people on the Internet make me sad sometimes. UPDATE: This will soon be published as…
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John the Horny Panda
March 31, 2019I’m so happy was able to find this old poem of mine. I wrote it in 2012 for an entertainment…
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The Cousin of Death
March 22, 2016The sun is coming.And it will scream inside your head.Everyone will see.Everyone will feel your sickness.A streetlight ever outside your…
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Tony the Pony from Benoni
September 24, 2014A poem I wrote back in 2012 about an heroic steed who fought for love and his beliefs against oppressive…
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The Boy Who Forgot How to Sleep
March 24, 2014Even with the edge filed off,Your fingers find my chalkboard.Screw my lid on from the inside,And try to punch some…
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The Chronicles of Lucas (2006)
September 11, 2013Probably my favourite ever piece of my writing. Certainly one of them, at any rate. I have a plan to…
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Hail to the Bird
March 24, 2013Oh, Mighty Hen of Glory!Oh, bird of flightless mirth!I’ll sing the world your story!To recognise your worth! From skies above…
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Busting the Ill Shit (A Ramble Without a Plan) (2008)
March 11, 2013Ha ha! I really enjoyed this one. It’s a lot of fun. Entirely frivolous, which was – if I recall…
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The Bottom (2008)
March 11, 2013This is one of my all-time favourites, even if it is very dark and very personal. Every time I read…
