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  • poems, Serious, writing

    That Guy Over There

    March 18, 2020

    I love to see my friends each day,And tell them all hello.I love to give them lots of hugs,I’m sad…

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  • poems, Serious, writing

    The People Who Forgot to Be Nice

    February 22, 2020

    A poem I wrote because people on the Internet make me sad sometimes. UPDATE: This will soon be published as…

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  • funny, poems, writing

    John the Horny Panda

    March 31, 2019

    I’m so happy was able to find this old poem of mine. I wrote it in 2012 for an entertainment…

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  • funny, poems, writing

    A Manatee Called Steve

    March 19, 2017

    In a land knowns as Florida, Far, far away,There lived beasts of pleasure,Who chilled out the whole day.No one could…

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  • poems, Serious

    Scheduled

    March 24, 2016

    Primary bodily functionAir, warmth, water, sleep.In that order.Before pride, dignity, love, laughter, sex, music, friendship, family, blood, food, eyesight, speech,…

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  • poems, Serious

    Young Man

    March 23, 2016

    Young man, go about your travels.Seek out the giants you feared as a boy.But know that certain tales of their…

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  • poems, Serious

    The Cousin of Death

    March 22, 2016

    The sun is coming.And it will scream inside your head.Everyone will see.Everyone will feel your sickness.A streetlight ever outside your…

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  • Tony. The Pony from Benoni
    funny, poems, writing

    Tony the Pony from Benoni

    September 24, 2014

    A poem I wrote back in 2012 about an heroic steed who fought for love and his beliefs against oppressive…

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  • poems, Serious

    The Boy Who Forgot How to Sleep

    March 24, 2014

    Even with the edge filed off,Your fingers find my chalkboard.Screw my lid on from the inside,And try to punch some…

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  • Weed Dragon
    funny, poems

    The Chronicles of Lucas (2006)

    September 11, 2013

    Probably my favourite ever piece of my writing. Certainly one of them, at any rate. I have a plan to…

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  • funny, poems

    Hail to the Bird

    March 24, 2013

    Oh, Mighty Hen of Glory!Oh, bird of flightless mirth!I’ll sing the world your story!To recognise your worth! From skies above…

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  • Method Man
    funny, poems

    Busting the Ill Shit (A Ramble Without a Plan) (2008)

    March 11, 2013

    Ha ha! I really enjoyed this one. It’s a lot of fun. Entirely frivolous, which was – if I recall…

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  • Winnie the pooh sad
    poems, Serious

    The Bottom (2008)

    March 11, 2013

    This is one of my all-time favourites, even if it is very dark and very personal. Every time I read…

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