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Toon: Rhinofish
March 25, 2020This is an old favourite of mine from about 2002 or 2003, while I was studying advertising at Vega. I…
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A Manatee Called Steve
March 19, 2020In a land knowns as Florida, Far, far away,There lived beasts of pleasure,Who chilled out the whole day.No one could…
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The Gareth Cliff Show: Decimal Dan, the “Ront/Cent” Man
April 10, 2019There were some hysterics on the show this week. Also, it turns out, the name of our currency is actually…
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John the Horny Panda
March 31, 2019I’m so happy was able to find this old poem of mine. I wrote it in 2012 for an entertainment…
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The Gareth Cliff Show: Cloacas, R Kelly, and people who are offensively attractive
March 6, 2019This morning’s episode of the Gareth Cliff Show was an especially funny one (if I may say so myself). As…
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Tony the Pony from Benoni
September 24, 2014A poem I wrote back in 2012 about an heroic steed who fought for love and his beliefs against oppressive…
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Toon: “Threecan” & “Nake” by Gord Laws (2013)
June 15, 2014I really enjoy drawing critters. They pop into my mind and I need sorta “release” them by banging them out…
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Toon: “Hypercondramouse” by Gord Laws (2006)
June 9, 2014I like this little guy, even if I do feel a bit guilty for deliberately creating a creature that is always…
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Toon: “The Dull-Eye Llama” by Gord Laws (2011)
June 9, 2014I was sitting at Yamada Sushi with my buddy Dale, when suddenly I burst out laughing, as I do when…
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The Chronicles of Lucas (2006)
September 11, 2013Probably my favourite ever piece of my writing. Certainly one of them, at any rate. I have a plan to…
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Hail to the Bird
March 24, 2013Oh, Mighty Hen of Glory!Oh, bird of flightless mirth!I’ll sing the world your story!To recognise your worth! From skies above…
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Busting the Ill Shit (A Ramble Without a Plan) (2008)
March 11, 2013Ha ha! I really enjoyed this one. It’s a lot of fun. Entirely frivolous, which was – if I recall…